CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a
fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes.
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.
DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!